Thursday, October 20, 2005
Stupid Oprah
So, I was home on my couch today, feeling very sorry for myself because I have a cold and an ear infection. The ear infection is making my balance all wonky so I am walking like I have been on a 3 day bender and it also makes me nauseous, all a recipe for some wallowing in self pity UNTIL I watch Oprah who has some inspirational stories about people with real problems which totally make me cry and then I feel like a big jerk for feeling sorry for myself when all I have wrong with me is a sick stomach, a runny nose and the inability to walk a straight line. I hate Oprah.
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you crack me up. however, Oprah does that to people... been in your shoes before... you really shouldn't watch Sally then. You'd want to shoot yourself in the head.
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