Here's a story...

I used to date this guy for a couple of years, and then he went away for a couple of weeks, and when he got back from his trip did not come and see me, his girlfriend of a couple of years, for several days. Or even call to say hi. Because he was really tired and was sleeping. For several days. And then we weren't dating anymore because I just felt like I wasn't a priority for him, since, you know, I rated somewhere below napping.

Then he married a dumb girl with really big boobs. Then they got divorced (Hahahaha. Oh, was that mean?). So I run into him in the mall one day last week and we chat for a while, and he says, Give me your number and we'll have coffee and catch up sometime." So I do. I know, stupid, but I really thought it would be one of those things that people suggest doing but never in a million years actually do. Wrong. He has since called three times. And left three messages. I told my Mom that he called and she said, "Remember the last time he suggest coffee? You told him when hell froze over. Well, it hasn't frozen over yet."

So then yesterday morning he called. At 7:15 am. In the morning. When I was sleeping. To chat. Why, for the love of God would he call me in the morning? Anyone who knows me for longer than about 10 minutes knows that I am not a morning person. Not even in the most delusional mind can I be considered the kind of person that you would call at 7:15 am, to chat. I hate the morning. The morning interrupts my sleeping and I love my sleeping. Normally, I would have been awake for ages by this time, since Desoto likes to wake me up to go for a walk very early, but I had worked really late the night before so I decided to sleep in and walk Desoto later. But even if I had been up for hours, I still don't want to talk to anyone. Some days I don't want to talk to anyone until noon and I have had 2 pots of coffee. Apparently, the years we dated, when I was even less of a morning person that I am now, have all been erased from his mind.

So I was quite rude on the phone. You think that he would have gotten a clue, but no. He called last night to apologize for waking me up.