Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Dumbass

Recently here in Charlottetown, a cop was fired because he stole (from the police station) counterfeit money that had been seized by the police, and spent it. This is so stupid, it boggles the mind. Why would he try to spend it all at once? Why wouldn't he spend a little at a time, so if someone caught it, he could pass it off as a mistake? Did he not think that if a lot of fake money was missing from the police station, a cop would be one of the first suspects? It's a shame that I am not a criminal, because I am sure I couldn't do any worse than this guy. He threw away a whole career for less than $500.

Oh, and our police force only has one guy who is able to charge people for driving under the influence of drugs. So all you guys who are too nervous to drink and drive should get all loaded up on OxyContin and tear down the road. It doesn't really matter if they catch you because unless that one guy is working, they can't do anything to you. If you weren't scared about Island drivers before, you should be now!

6 more days until I am a home owner!

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