Wednesday, December 15, 2004

My ears, my ears!

Can I tell you a secret? Well, if you know me, it's not really a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. I hate christmas music. I really, really hate it. And I really, really hate that you can't go to the mall without each and every store playing a different rock/pop/rap/country/crap artist's version of a christmas song. Just because you are a singer does not mean you have to put out a christmas album. Really, it doesn't. The world does not need another christmas album. Everyone in the world has a christmas album. I bet if I looked hard enough, I could find a tape recorded version of myself singing christmas songs, but you don't hear me inflicting it on the public.

I don't want to hear the rap version of O Holy Night. I don't want to hear the country version of Up on a Rooftop. I don't want to hear Rita MacNeil sing anything, christmas or not. And if I hear that crazy-ass Mariah screech her way through one more christmas song, I will lose my mind.

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

I guess I should return the Bony M cd I bought you for Christmas then, I got one for Michael too. I thought since we've listened to it every Christmas since I can remember up, you'd love it as much as I do!

Pete said...

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Angela said...

That is the scariest thing I have ever seen!